Where in the World is Garry?

Home for the Holidays - Preston, England, December '06

Dee-Preston

To me I am Cosmopolitan man. I have a house in San Francisco, drive a powerful luxury Bavarian automobile, have friends in four continents, can bastardise several languages, take reasonable photos, DJ and don't have a beer gut.

However, to these thin waifs who wait on me in the coffee shop I am just some middle aged guy who keeps coming in, either on his own, a book his only companion or with his Mum who always puts five or six sachets of sugar in her hand bag.

I may as well be wearing an anorak and carrying a train time table.

Perhaps I really have turned into Boycie without knowing it - thanks again John Craven!

The new me