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Postcard from the Edge

Oil And Water

 

Sometimes one's best intentions can be misguided and inviting one's family to the beach in Thailand for three weeks could be one such occasion. I am sure that in my twilight years I will look back on this time with affection, choking on my nostalgia. Meanwhile, back in reality I am choking on other things and these halcyon emotions evade me.

I write my post card from the edge to a friend back home ... (see right)

My parents have always been very supportive of my absence. Some would say that they actively encourage my not being there but I like to think that given the choice they would rather have had me around rather than six thousand miles and eight hours time difference away. Even now when I call home (10AM PST /18.00GMT) my mum still asks me what I have done to day? "Not much mum, just got out of bed". "Just got out of bed you lazy bones, you cannot waste your life away in bed my son".

Mums are great.

My follks have always been older than my peers'. In fact, when I first realised this when I was a kid I was thrown into a real tail spin. "Who's going to look after me when they are gone?". They were in their late fifties... but still, then at the age of twelve I couldn't imagine them living into their eighties. I eventually grew out of this unreasonable fear and moved to the states ten years later. Now, twenty four years hence I wonder who is going to look after them? Again the eastern culture illustrates how the nuclear family works. The children do not fall far from the nest so the grandparents are close at hand to take care of the grandchildren and in turn, the children are close at hand to take care of the parents, and so it goes. Today in our modern go faster, go further universe I find that we seem to fall further from the tree - eventually. Myself included and so I find myself faced with the moral question "When do I take care of my parents?" This leads on to perhaps the harder question which is "Where do I take care of my parents?"

It was five years ago that I realised that at last my early fears were founded, when I returned home one time to find them 'old'. Since then I have spent several vacations with them or with them and other members of the family - making memories as they say to help stave of the expensive psychotherapy bills.

It is a fascinating symbiosis which takes place as our parents age. Why is adololescence to the family unit like the big bang is to matter in the universe? I have found my life expanding away from home and now I seem to be being pulled back by the gravitational pull of my parents.

The interesting thing about parents getting old is the perfect symmetry that life presents. They really are children now, the roles are reversed and taken to the extreme children could end up changing the diapers of the very person who changed theirs so many years before. This would be the ultimate symmetry.

But back to the beach and the reality of the situation. Unfortunately I have very little in common with my parents and my siblings. I don't think we ever have anything in common with our parents, they are for the longest time parents and not people. But I just feel they are from a different world and my siblings too. The things they find to talk about when I would just rather sit and be. One of favourite quotes is from my Dad when we were staying in a archetypal sea side bed and breakfast in Falmouth, Cornwall. We were sat down to breakfast. There were the usual guests positioned around the room, the pre-requisite spinster sisters, older married couple and us. It would have perhaps been more appropriate if I had turned up for breakfast wearing an anorak, thick plastic NHS glasses and with my trousers at half mast to reveal shocking white socks. The stereoptypical nurdy bachelor still living with his parents like Ronny Corbett in Sorry. The Italians have a word for such a thing "asviagato". But I digress. The silence of the clatter of knives and forks is broken my Dad's voice, which is inordinately loud since he is partially deaf "This tea is a lovely colour".

The conversations at the beach take the same tack. My parents comment on the comfort level of the different chairs they come across, my sister asks what money comes out of the ATM and her boyfriend how deep the water is and how many businesses go bankrupt each year. Futhermore, the island is called Coy Samui and the mystery currency from the ATM bats and not 'Baht'. I gently remind them that I work for Oracle and that I am not actually an oracle. The best though is when my father observes that there seem to be a lot of old men with young thai women.

A few days into the vacation I send the postcard above, my postcard from the edge.
Like the weather in this tropical utopia my euphoric feelings of the first few days are quickly washed away by a bucket fall of reality.

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Postcard from the edge

What hell this place they call paradise? I should have heeded my american friend's warnings that 3 weeks would be too long for a vacation. Enough already of my short morning stroll to the sand and surf, breakfast under the palm trees and massages on the beach. Send help, I am going to go postal.